sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
mooooo SCORE 15
we’re both lying SCORE 23
we dare you SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
is this satire? SCORE 14
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
everything beagle SCORE 1
a very small dog SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
duck! SCORE 13
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
yes they are SCORE 7
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
accidental beauty SCORE 31
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
onward, steed! SCORE 14
cramps SCORE 10
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
