grammar: is important’ SCORE 30
quick, on the couch! SCORE 26
*chooses all four* SCORE 18
light is an invasive species SCORE 34
“good thing I have 18 spare meals and a basement full of cookies, dearie” SCORE 9
inside you are two wolves… SCORE 30
anyone else guilty of this SCORE 24
this pun has me howling SCORE 20
based idea SCORE 54
learn something new every day SCORE 11
well, at least they answered the elephant in the room SCORE 23
what a weenie SCORE 12
to be fair, that’s not a bad hobby SCORE 31
the warmup song SCORE 18
say that one (million) more times? SCORE 15
at night, it takes form… SCORE 3
the ideal list of names SCORE 23
there’s a method to my madness SCORE 34
rockin’ the “my barber tripped during my cut” look SCORE 21
that’s why they call it “falling asleep”… SCORE 6
grandpa joe: the ultimate conman SCORE 23
i just want validation that i’m a capable adult SCORE 7
the worst part is knowing how to navigate it because you recognize the colors of the images around it SCORE 13
funny place to arrest someone… SCORE 30
and my stomach is sick… SCORE 17
anyone else feel like barbara SCORE 35
i’m not a criminal i just really have to go, ok? SCORE 9
influencer, i don’t even know ‘er SCORE 13
such a good feeling SCORE 29
just a little bit of /feed/back SCORE 26
e(l)mo SCORE 27
missing the good ol’ days SCORE 22