crap SCORE 16
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
evil genius SCORE 13
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
holy dog SCORE 20
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
flan from god SCORE 20
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 39
i’m the joke SCORE 19
time is of the essence SCORE 17
everything else sucks SCORE 16
loin king SCORE 27
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
the worst SCORE 19
more milk per milk SCORE 17
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
always screaming SCORE 5
pure happiness SCORE 20
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
that’s a snake SCORE 22
burns so good SCORE 4
happy birthday! SCORE 19
dirty talk SCORE 21