Asked my grandpa for marriage advice. This is what he said. SCORE 266
Stoking the fire. SCORE 168
Everyone who thinks suicidal thoughts should know this SCORE 158
Boop! SCORE 9
No Smoking! Unless you’re on fire… SCORE 129
My thoughts exactly! SCORE 230
Draco Malfoy. SCORE 238
The running of the bulls. SCORE 6
What’s left of the road. SCORE 158
Too soon SCORE 298
School boys vs. working boys SCORE 153
The jig is up. SCORE 256
Who else can relate? SCORE 165
No Signal SCORE 178
Child stars. SCORE 197
Yawn. SCORE 139
My thought process on gas SCORE 14
Small town life in Southern France SCORE 190
Brilliant way to fill an air mattress. SCORE 64
My brain hurts. SCORE 156
My never ending story! SCORE 17
Why everyone on Doctor Who speaks with a British accent SCORE 150
Titles reversed. SCORE 241
People that “like” their own status on Facebook. SCORE 116
Great questions SCORE 188
Oh, Jennifer Lawrence… SCORE 362
A romantic evening with Tom. SCORE 258
Hermits unite! SCORE 159
Someone clogged the toilet SCORE 152
Whenever I try to look cool. SCORE 21
On donating blood… SCORE 146
Dammit Jim SCORE 7
