It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Stress perm SCORE 50
Potato SCORE 119
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
When I die SCORE 127
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Either SCORE 113
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
Words SCORE 114
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 221
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Every time SCORE 134
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Link problems SCORE 140
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Grow a pear SCORE 63
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 92
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 116
Bring me home. SCORE 94
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
