So… I found this on the floor in class. SCORE 190
Hail Santa SCORE 6
Mom, the dog is….. SCORE 136
Spotted outside a bar in London SCORE 15
So this store had a “Dear Santa” writing area for children… SCORE 11
The government. SCORE 13
A little R & R. SCORE 8
This Pastor is misusing his Jedi powers. SCORE 9
A Christmas tree made only of dried flowers SCORE 189
Flawless Logic SCORE 81
Get it? SCORE 69
Part of a gangster’s daily diet SCORE 10
warehouse long jump SCORE 7
Heard you was talking shit SCORE 15
Dem Pooh Bear feels. SCORE 140
Get That Red Dot SCORE 12
When my spoon alters the soup’s surface SCORE -42
Disney princesses as the women of Game of Thrones. SCORE 6
Me on Mondays. SCORE 7
What animals have taught me. SCORE 138
Take that clause! SCORE 12
Scumbag Texas. SCORE 142
Kip-up to handstand SCORE 120
Ginny. SCORE 4
Stuttgart public library SCORE 103
Saw this poem in Portland, Maine SCORE 139
Kith SCORE 6
How to catch Santa! SCORE 9
You’re not terribly important to me. SCORE 12
Cat problems SCORE 11
Trollolololo. SCORE 219
What a happy ending SCORE 7