
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441

Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15

The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327

2pactopus SCORE 113

Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10

The future. SCORE 23

Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395

If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135

Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10

One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188

How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178

Found my shirt. SCORE 117

George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22

Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482

Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290

I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207

Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16

The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455

Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222

Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82

When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207

Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461

I can’t hear you. SCORE 23

You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186

Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21

The power of barking SCORE 19

Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229

Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24

I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12

Accurate. SCORE 146