When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
2pactopus SCORE 113
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
The future. SCORE 23
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The power of barking SCORE 19
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Accurate. SCORE 146
