One Direction SCORE -14
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
We have to go back! SCORE 185
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Does not compute. SCORE 180
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Magic… SCORE 151
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
Why I vote. SCORE 150
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
