it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
i said what i said SCORE 30
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
oh nO SCORE 51
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
10000% agree SCORE 18
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
barts beware SCORE 10
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
i meannnnn SCORE -1
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
there has to be balance SCORE 36
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
the good life SCORE 38
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
