here, have these cookies SCORE 18
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
it cursed my eyes, therefore it must curse yours SCORE 6
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
we all know those “gettin’ ready” sits SCORE 21
please…stop… SCORE 14
thanks for encouraging me :))) SCORE 33
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
its just…social distancing…but online! SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
brain does what brain want SCORE 19
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
hanging in there SCORE 14
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
cringe in the future SCORE 15
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
en garde SCORE 22
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
FYI: SCORE 22
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28