40 years later. SCORE 121
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
China vs Germany SCORE 295
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 174
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How the internet works. SCORE 181
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
BURN! SCORE 233
Finally. SCORE 344
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Every time. SCORE 123
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Says Kanye… SCORE -88