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Have+you+seen+my+toy%3F
Have you seen my toy? SCORE 31
Sitting+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+be+hard.
Sitting doesn’t have to be hard. SCORE 20
Fact++checked+by+the+devil.
Fact checked by the devil. SCORE 26
Be+safe+out+there.
Be safe out there. SCORE 15
Fake+it+till+you+make+it
Fake it till you make it SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+joke.
It’s not a joke. SCORE 30
Hello%2C+old+fried.
Hello, old fried. SCORE 20
The+%26%238216%3Bscream%26%238217%3B+on+the+wings+of+a+butterfly.
The ‘scream’ on the wings of a butterfly. SCORE 28
I+win+this+round%26%238230%3B
I win this round… SCORE 30
Get+to+work%2C+Elijah%21
Get to work, Elijah! SCORE 35
%26%238230%3Bcontinue
…continue SCORE 34
Carved+out+of+a+single+rock
Carved out of a single rock SCORE 37
%26%238230%3Bshort+and+stout.
…short and stout. SCORE 25
That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B+genius.
That’s… genius. SCORE 19
There%26%238217%3Bs+something+different+about+you%26%238230%3B
There’s something different about you… SCORE 21
The+debt+has+been+paid%26%238230%3B
The debt has been paid… SCORE 35
ASMR+is+overrated.
ASMR is overrated. SCORE 23
That%26%238217%3Bs+just+good+business
That’s just good business SCORE 35
I+should+get+a+boat.
I should get a boat. SCORE 26
Tech+Security+Expert+forgets+to+turn+off+his+twitter+location+when+trying+to+evade+the+law+in+his+ultra-secure+facility.
Tech Security Expert forgets to turn off his twitter location when trying to evade the law in his ultra-secure facility. SCORE 23
Stop+talking+about+me%26%238230%3B
Stop talking about me… SCORE 21
%26%238230%3Bcausing+violence+since+the+dawn+of+humanity
…causing violence since the dawn of humanity SCORE 25
Frojo+will+delivr+the+ring%26%238230%3B
Frojo will delivr the ring… SCORE 25
Drift+wood+comes+in+all+shapes+and+sizes%26%238230%3B
Drift wood comes in all shapes and sizes… SCORE 27
Second+in+command
Second in command SCORE 32
They+know%26%238230%3B
They know… SCORE 23
Open+door+policy.
Open door policy. SCORE 29
Stop+snoring+Dave%26%238230%3B
Stop snoring Dave… SCORE 24
At+least+he%26%238217%3Bs+doing+his+research%26%238230%3B
At least he’s doing his research… SCORE 16
The+future+is+now.
The future is now. SCORE 28
%2Aturns+water+on%2A
*turns water on* SCORE 21
Where+Park+Rangers+Hang+Their+Hats
Where Park Rangers Hang Their Hats SCORE 21
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