You are traffic. SCORE 242
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Onion rings. SCORE 158
My dream. SCORE 134
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Jenga! SCORE 198
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
So many puns! SCORE 136
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
I need dis. SCORE 203
Touché… SCORE 263
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Wings SCORE 7
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214