
Deal breaker. SCORE 368

We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284

All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214

Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297

You’re doing it right. SCORE 195

Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227

I want to believe… SCORE 195

I’m a jerk. SCORE 230

Totally worth it. SCORE 239

Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159

Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209

I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172

You again… SCORE 249

Metamorphosis. SCORE 308

Stupid Santa. SCORE 299

Discuss. SCORE -24

The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238

Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293

Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186

Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323

That’s so raven. SCORE 297

Kitty troll. SCORE 324

Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184

Checkmate. SCORE 412

THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160

Cats are jerks. SCORE 235

You know you do this too… SCORE 156

Just Japan. SCORE 88

Forever alone. SCORE 268

I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284

Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245

Ladies… SCORE 159