Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 363
Spider-Man can make it from 80th Street to 34th Street in 3:07 minutes… SCORE 4
What’s wrong? SCORE 6
In an alternate universe. SCORE 123
Worth it. SCORE 123
Forgetfulness SCORE 9
I love you, man. SCORE 143
Sleepy-time she comes SCORE -9
Petting Chart SCORE 0
I need this. SCORE 239
A dog’s life. SCORE 168
Canadian mosh pit. SCORE 151
Paper beats rock. SCORE -85
Snow Dog to Dog Fort… Over. SCORE 142
Hitler. SCORE 8
Pure evil. SCORE 274
How to ask a girl out. SCORE 4
Just Harry and Hagrid on a bus SCORE 11
Tea time. SCORE 208
Legolas SCORE 1
Skate or die, slowly… SCORE 92
Sometimes, you have to give up on people… SCORE 149
Hell. SCORE 3
Onward to glory! SCORE 152
OMG. SCORE 229
Trapped SCORE 9
Actual Advice Mallard on gift giving. SCORE 223
I’m looking pretty sharp today. SCORE 145
In an alternate universe. SCORE 302
Fan Fiction. SCORE 5
CLENCH! SCORE 2
Enjoy! SCORE -11
