overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
dog wood trees SCORE 26
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
dog bites everything SCORE 23
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
beavers hate water SCORE 35
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
at least there are cats SCORE 20
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
roger roger SCORE 14
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
species and age, please SCORE 40
we are the math problem SCORE 36
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
when life imitates art SCORE 24
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28