![he+regrets+going+to+the+gym](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211751200-32583-333x150.jpg)
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
![dads+always+fall+in+love+with+the+pet+they+claim+not+to+want](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211605602-56336-333x150.jpg)
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
![this+can%26%238217%3Bt+be+a+real+sign%2C+can+it%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211628127-67008-333x150.jpeg)
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
![i+want+bill+gates+to+pay+off+my+student+loans](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8520212021924-79720-333x150.png)
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
![i+know+the+feeling+well](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211717307-94506-333x150.jpg)
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
![this+is+a+really+spicy+take](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211455842-18488-333x150.jpeg)
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
![dad+joke+level+expert.+waka+waka+waka%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211512751-46103-333x150.jpeg)
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
![bad+ass](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211501491-47000-333x150.jpeg)
bad ass SCORE 38
![teens+with+attitude](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920212056603-91963-333x150.jpg)
teens with attitude SCORE 27
![5+days+a+week](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211707450-33494-333x150.jpg)
5 days a week SCORE 45
![never+stop+trying%2C+Ramen%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211509931-62082-333x150.png)
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
![he+made+his+choice](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920212035656-28852-333x150.jpg)
he made his choice SCORE 42
![I+did+not+choose+these+seats](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211438449-17793-333x150.jpeg)
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
![protect+this+baby+elephant+at+all+costs](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211506826-85001-333x150.jpeg)
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
![I%26%238217%3Bd+buy+the+mayo](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211715872-44465-320x150.png)
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
![but+you+both+still+like+each+other+anyway](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211704851-88516-333x150.jpg)
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
![she+pretended+not+to+know+them+and+took+an+uber+home](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211725365-95965-333x150.jpg)
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
![is+that+not+why+we+eat+them%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920212045673-53330-333x150.jpg)
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
![you+learn+something+new+everyday](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211528949-86483-333x150.jpeg)
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
![pebble+and+roll](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211657217-41288-333x150.png)
pebble and roll SCORE 65
![i+wonder+what+she+was+dreaming+about](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8520212030807-76334-333x150.png)
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
![i+am+this+dog](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211803910-78126-333x150.jpg)
i am this dog SCORE 20
![there+were+no+survivors](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211513975-64884-333x150.png)
there were no survivors SCORE 37
![wrong+place%2C+wrong+time](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211721643-89573-333x150.jpg)
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
![reverse+psychology+on+another+level](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211455286-84391-333x150.png)
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
![my+brain+does+this+everytime](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211521835-15165-333x150.jpeg)
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
![you+can+pet+bears%2C+but+you+really+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8520212136490-15603-333x150.jpeg)
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
![there+has+never+been+a+more+perfect+name+for+a+group+of+animals](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211520478-63272-333x150.jpeg)
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
![too+late](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8820211527302-86834-333x150.jpeg)
too late SCORE 38
![freestyle+acupuncture](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8920211845984-50470-333x150.jpg)
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
![unprofessional+or+brilliant%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8520212037546-33572-333x150.png)
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
![important+psa](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/SR-8520211922248-47515-333x150.jpg)
important psa SCORE 44