You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Soon. SCORE 8
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 146
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 206
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 136
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 229
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 23
R.E.M. SCORE 15
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 460
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -8
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 481
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 253
The future. SCORE 21
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 17
