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2pactopus
2pactopus SCORE 113
I+like+the+sound+you+make+when%26%238230%3B
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Unlikely+lines+from+a+cosmetics+commercial.
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George+R.R.+Martin+vs.+J.+K.+Rowling.
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Never+trust+a+toddler.
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Come+on+in%2C+the+water%26%238217%3Bs+fine%21
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Same+thing%26%238230%3B
Same thing… SCORE 21
The+power+of+barking
The power of barking SCORE 18
Howling+lessons
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Research+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+lie.
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
If+Parks+and+Rec.+characters+were+children%26%238217%3Bs+books.
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Scumbag+NSA.
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally+all+I+ever+see+on+Facebook
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When+Tumblr+gets+deep.
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
One+big+gelatinous+ooze.
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+look+out+the+window+at+night
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn%21%21%21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The+baobab+trees%2C+Madagascar.
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 146
The+girl+in+our+math+problems.
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The+trouble+with+being+Canadian.
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
The+Twortle
The Twortle SCORE 142
Splash+Mountain%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right.
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
A+very+nice+way+to+say+thank+you+for+the+graduation+gift
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Your+cat+hates+you.
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+hear+you.
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
How+I+view+optimists%2C+as+a+pessimist.
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+an+Oompa+Loompa.
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+multi-tasking+procrastinator.
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Found+my+shirt.
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Non-essential+organ+support+group.
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait+to+see+this+in+my+grandkids+history+books%21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
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The art of war. SCORE 20
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Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
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