2pactopus SCORE 113
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Same thing… SCORE 21
The power of barking SCORE 18
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
The Twortle SCORE 142
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207