i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
the shape of soup SCORE 44
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
cozy SCORE 36
fan theories SCORE 33
i feel seen SCORE 31
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
rude diet SCORE 36
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
the original American badass SCORE 88
place your bets! SCORE 48
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
oh sweet release SCORE 50
worth every sin SCORE 33
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
come to daddy! SCORE 30
everything is south america now SCORE 46
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
