Words. SCORE 200
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Dear God. SCORE 119
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Buddies. SCORE 18
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Jerk! SCORE 124
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15