Cutest letter opening device on the planet SCORE 142
You’re the reason your mother drinks. SCORE 10
With lions at the bottom. SCORE 12
We all like curves SCORE 3
A Group Of Ants In Water Can’t Be Submerged SCORE 14
My life. SCORE 8
Elementary school in a nutshell SCORE 293
Have some perspective SCORE 168
Long Necks SCORE 11
Got a new job at a pool company, this is the bathroom SCORE 11
Social Anxiety Books SCORE 114
Sleeping With A Woman And Dog SCORE 8
Cool Prius SCORE 9
I’m Going To Need This SCORE 15
Don’t Stop CAR-lieving SCORE -7
apartment hunting SCORE 128
Go tell your mother! SCORE 190
Bullet leaving a gun, recorded at 1 million frames per second SCORE 8
True that SCORE 15
But.. But I was loyal.. I was reliable.. I was good SCORE 14
Woah SCORE 132
Convincing my mom SCORE 8
cats when they are hungry SCORE 130
This Tortoise Has Been Alive For 183 Years SCORE 177
Business Up Front, Party In The Back SCORE 148
That Moment When You Realize It SCORE 152
When you try to get your hand into a Pringles can SCORE 5
It is cold and I fit. I shall stay here. SCORE 11
How Orbits Work SCORE 137
*Sad Music Plays* SCORE 145
Accurate Illustration SCORE 131
That’s How It Usually Works SCORE 17