i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
texagons SCORE 23
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
space facts on your back SCORE 37
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 11
no SCORE 24
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
muggle born SCORE 15
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
a true work of art SCORE 13
