Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Magic… SCORE 151
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Does not compute. SCORE 180
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Just say NO to drugs! SCORE 215
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
Person, grab my mouse! SCORE 135
