…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
A rare edit. SCORE 24
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26