You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 146
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
The future. SCORE 23
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
2pactopus SCORE 113
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
The power of barking SCORE 19
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
