forever suspicious of the future SCORE 37
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
let’s rage SCORE 18
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
one more time SCORE 15
they should be proud! SCORE 13
i feel seen SCORE 31
doing the lord’s work SCORE 27
puppy love SCORE 21
must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
nap time SCORE 19
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
amazing grandfather SCORE 62
some words just suck SCORE 8
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
rock and roll! SCORE 18
behind you! SCORE 13
take notes, men SCORE 35
parents SCORE 37
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
please stop SCORE 17
spoiled SCORE 17
hand off hooman! SCORE 13
the ultimate human test SCORE 44
just open it SCORE 12
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18
death is imminent SCORE 14
i could go for a mcflurry SCORE 10
advil in every drawer SCORE 27