Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Every time. SCORE 123
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
China vs Germany SCORE 295
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
40 years later. SCORE 121
BURN! SCORE 233
Finally. SCORE 344
No. SCORE 88
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Accurate. SCORE 174
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Guys listen… SCORE 170
