![I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/bc9ad6ba-488b-492c-8030-faec6cef4a07-31229-333x150.jpg)
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 28
![You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/cc0b6e9e-9a28-44eb-a9b3-7bb5bf6ce167-84476-333x150.jpg)
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 33
![Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b8f4f26a-08a9-4c7a-84fd-0776a9fac4f9-98229-326x150.gif)
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
![The+bird+is+the+universe.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/21b3e170-c6cf-443f-8fbc-f019fa2eeecf-15052-333x150.jpg)
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
![Just+ask+her+to+grab+it+for+you%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/e679b6eb-ffce-4b5d-acc1-cecb8d76e1d0-94532-333x150.jpg)
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
![Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4618324f-4a04-48ce-9300-06739d026cd9-96306-333x150.jpg)
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
![Covfefe%2C+please.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a2c6f8d8-1c1c-4c58-9e23-52a6689668ee-88096-333x150.jpg)
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
![I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/fc6c6154-3e7a-4566-a790-2f6cb25929a3-84573-333x150.jpg)
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 42
![Keep+hustling+daily.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/8df99a3f-6e7e-4003-b5cb-5fccd2567d87-41946-333x150.jpg)
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 28
![Waffles+are+forever.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22fa2336-91d1-4249-bd39-19e01976a261-24436-333x150.jpg)
Waffles are forever. SCORE 20
![Cat+got+your+gloves%26%238230%3B%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/33837879-797b-4747-a03f-5da9d5f41deb-13371-333x150.jpg)
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 30
![BabyNames.com](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/00e3bb5c-63ab-4d33-9d72-52a92a4f7979-53538-333x150.jpg)
BabyNames.com SCORE 41
![Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/f52f48d9-390b-4119-aae4-4816be879940-83492-333x150.jpg)
Don’t be evil… SCORE 22
![Just+happy+to+have+new+kicks%2C+personally.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/378d1063-4167-4f6d-8f4d-f575201bc869-35028-333x150.jpg)
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 31
![Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/934c3483-32cb-4f49-a0ff-49821d9644d9-68664-333x150.jpg)
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
![We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/ea633c99-50d3-44cb-9535-0baf013682f2-29530-333x150.png)
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 32
![The+Zoom+wars+of+2021](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/686c5641-f962-4a5f-ac89-b9aeca70d12d-42163-333x150.jpg)
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
![That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/38b94fa4-9976-4169-9f6c-6da3a480b2e5-96467-333x150.jpg)
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
![Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/c83a784b-126a-46ee-b995-4f364197979e-32063-333x150.jpg)
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
![Educate+thyself+on+the+many+windows.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a04e6842-0521-4974-a9b2-534f443aa5c6-96009-333x150.jpg)
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
![The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b43aac72-43d3-4366-9b4c-f96524edbdb1-10522-333x150.jpg)
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
![Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/b6e897cd-2924-456e-a290-a37682e4324e-91954-333x150.jpg)
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
![Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/38d8cb49-d7cd-40ed-8f7a-99d6454cd758-25137-333x150.gif)
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
![The+art+of+war.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/33638385-0fca-43c4-8e95-84f84b0ad723-97238-333x150.jpg)
The art of war. SCORE 20
![Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/cc459962-8147-4772-a7c7-95f632795523-72834-333x150.png)
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
![Just+generally+worried+about+you.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/170eadff-42c0-4178-898f-fff9b235e274-81060-333x150.jpg)
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 30
![Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/71382bac-8c14-4bb9-9c57-0690c108a40e-19248-333x150.jpg)
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
![The+art+of+deception](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/7b9cca6f-65c0-4aa2-8dc6-611b23cde770-60627-333x150.jpg)
The art of deception SCORE 22
![Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/4fbf3f1b-b770-4515-94ca-6bf52f86573f-94483-333x150.jpg)
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 33
![Aw%2C+Nuts%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/a331ae42-09d5-4be2-9010-c18c5a2de5f4-76434-333x150.jpg)
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
![How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/73ba7066-c9f3-4e70-8923-1cac906c0c76-62179-333x150.png)
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 41
![Big+Ooof.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/ad01ec72-dfcb-45bb-8701-6df918a8f0c6-67978-333x150.jpg)
Big Ooof. SCORE 21