dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
5 days a week SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
too late SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i am this dog SCORE 20
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 42
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
pebble and roll SCORE 65
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
oh wow SCORE 48
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
there were no survivors SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19