
beavers hate water SCORE 24

keeps missing scene SCORE 11

only feathers SCORE 0

at least there are cats SCORE 14

pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 20

snipped it in the butt SCORE 17

the hobbit generation SCORE 25

saying no to things punch card SCORE 29

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 16

sleeps on arm SCORE 1

pupils dilate SCORE 30

eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 4

species and age, please SCORE 29

chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 4

overthinking your overthinking SCORE 14

when life imitates art SCORE 7

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 16

started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 18

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 5

we have one useful hand SCORE 10

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 31

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 21

dog wood trees SCORE 3

you’re not an alpha male SCORE 10

this is what i mean SCORE 0

roger roger SCORE 11

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 12

all penguins are criminals SCORE 11

not your average gastropub SCORE 15

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 16

my voice is the worst SCORE 15

rats love tiny cars SCORE 28