Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 8
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
We can do it! SCORE 30
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 31
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The more you know. SCORE 36
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31