Just mortician things… SCORE 29
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Father son goals. SCORE 36
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
City’s full. SCORE 20
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Barista good. SCORE 60
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Give us the tomate! SCORE 24
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
This thicc banana SCORE 18
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Irony is art. SCORE 31
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
