eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 23
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 13
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 6
that’s not weird al. it is, in fact, kid rock SCORE 25
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 24
goth on the outside, soft on the inside SCORE 27
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 9
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 31
easiest decision of her life SCORE 14
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
there is also a dog SCORE 28
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 28
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 24
lol his wife made sure to leave him instructions on how to feed the kids SCORE 13
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 25
this is why some games i just refuse to play SCORE 27
the reason the pyramids are still in egypt SCORE 46
there’s a guilt trip for everything and i don’t like it. let me binge watch netflix in peace! SCORE 41
“maybe his legs needs some extra help” is such an amazing answer SCORE 31
Completionists understand SCORE 27
this is very high school but also very cute SCORE 32
the therapy dog at this dentist looks like he needs to go to therapy SCORE 26
omg he still sends a bday card to the dog every year! SCORE 30
nice SCORE 10
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 23
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 27
would you take this offer? SCORE 37
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
rachel and mike lasted two weeks after this facebook post SCORE 19
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
