I hate that moment. SCORE 148
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
How people see me. SCORE 233
Accurate. SCORE 257
I love you. SCORE 20
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
All the Navies! SCORE 172
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
New books. SCORE 200
Please be troll. SCORE 230
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Friends. SCORE 213
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
How marriage works. SCORE 66
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
