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Where+to+wear+a+mustache
Thank+you+lady.
Thank you lady. SCORE 19
Sir%2C+we+don%26%238217%3Bt+allow+your+kind+%5Bof+bowling%5D+%26%238217%3Bround+here.
Sir, we don’t allow your kind [of bowling] ’round here. SCORE 27
Save+my+sole
Save my sole SCORE 35
Head+swapping+for+loot.
Head swapping for loot. SCORE 13
%26%238217%3Btis+but+a+scratch.
’tis but a scratch. SCORE 28
Author+Ronald+Dahl+in+his+garden+shed%3B+where+he+wrote+most+of+his+books%2C+including+%26%238216%3BCharlie+and+the+Chocolate+Factory.%26%238217%3B+1979
Author Ronald Dahl in his garden shed; where he wrote most of his books, including ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.’ 1979 SCORE 25
A+treasure+trove+of+thousands+of+bronze+coins+found+in+a+ceramic+jar+at+the+site+of+15th+century+samurai%26%238217%3Bs+residence.
A treasure trove of thousands of bronze coins found in a ceramic jar at the site of 15th century samurai’s residence. SCORE 28
Perspective+is+everything.
Perspective is everything. SCORE 30
This+year+in+a+nutshell%26%238230%3B
This year in a nutshell… SCORE 21
Spotted+in+NYC
Spotted in NYC SCORE 16
A+for+effort%3F
A for effort? SCORE 20
OK+BUT+WHAT+DID+HE+HAVE+TO+SAY%3F%21
OK BUT WHAT DID HE HAVE TO SAY?! SCORE 24
Describing+color+to+the+blind
Describing color to the blind SCORE 41
Preparation+is+9%2F10s+of+the+job%3F
Preparation is 9/10s of the job? SCORE 33
m%26%238217%3Bserver
m’server SCORE 20
Trip+to+the+vet+after+she+got+into+the+brownie+stash.
Trip to the vet after she got into the brownie stash. SCORE 23
Verified+Purchase%2C+indeed.
Verified Purchase, indeed. SCORE 28
The+mingo+has+fallen%21
The mingo has fallen! SCORE 41
If+it+lands+on+your+property+they+buy+it+off+you%21
If it lands on your property they buy it off you! SCORE 16
Feed+the+cycle.
Feed the cycle. SCORE 40
They+wonder+why+it%26%238217%3Bs+called+%26%238216%3Bgoing+postal%26%238217%3B
They wonder why it’s called ‘going postal’ SCORE 26
The+Franklin+institute+has+a+giant+walk+through+heart+model.
The Franklin institute has a giant walk through heart model. SCORE 30
%2Asuddenly+a+football+fan%2A
*suddenly a football fan* SCORE 33
That%26%238217%3Bs+some+good+tea.
That’s some good tea. SCORE 38
Gecko+is+life.
Gecko is life. SCORE 34
Extreme+coziness+activated.
Extreme coziness activated. SCORE 31
Coconut+with+a+pop+top
Coconut with a pop top SCORE 25
Mount+Fuji+Eraser
Mount Fuji Eraser SCORE 36
Yeah+we+chill.
Yeah we chill. SCORE 36
48+beers+and+a+unicycle%2C+throw+one+branch%2C+it+crashes+down%2C+48+beers+and+a+unicycle+on+the+ground%26%238230%3B
48 beers and a unicycle, throw one branch, it crashes down, 48 beers and a unicycle on the ground… SCORE 17
It%26%238217%3Bs+blue%2C+btw.
It’s blue, btw. SCORE 30
Their+furniture+is+built+with+tears+and+suffering
Their furniture is built with tears and suffering SCORE 31
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