don’t be fooled by his canine charms SCORE 27
he always believed SCORE 37
just one word SCORE 17
i can’t control the weather SCORE 36
it works! SCORE 31
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 39
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 22
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
the one who got away SCORE 23
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
yes SCORE 32
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 30
every morning SCORE 45
i win SCORE 35
close enough SCORE 33
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
everything is fine SCORE 33
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
makes me laugh every time SCORE 33
my knees quivered SCORE 27
lol SCORE 35
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 35
