4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
White bread. SCORE 306
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Stay calm. SCORE 276
Imagine. SCORE 366
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
Burn. SCORE 241
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 267
Crap. SCORE 246
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Like a boss. SCORE 245
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Please be trolling. SCORE 339
Yes. SCORE 285
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
For science. SCORE 241
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278