After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
Alright then. SCORE 144
What was this show? SCORE 229
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Every night. SCORE 18
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Me as a child SCORE 228
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Silly Superman SCORE 173
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 18
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Swoon. SCORE -4
Albino crow SCORE 13
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
Harsh! SCORE -5
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
<3 SCORE 179
Swing Fail SCORE 14
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Cats playing Jenga. SCORE 134
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183