Wake up, Neo. SCORE 20
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
KFC is using the Colonel to enforce distancing. SCORE 24
Local paper is good paper. SCORE 30
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
The time is nigh… SCORE 20
Any meal I didn’t have to make is the best meal. SCORE 20
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson demonstrates how schools are Covid-safe by holding two arms over three chairs SCORE 16
The C19 Special SCORE 22
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
Move on. SCORE 25
BRI, 24 SCORE 26
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
The Hardest Part of Writing, basically. SCORE 27
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
A happy Beluga whale being returned to the ocean after a decade in captivity SCORE 25
Dale, lets do this. SCORE 27
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 33
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29
We’re gonna need electric fences SCORE 22
You know… SCORE 36
Henlo SCORE 28
IT WAS TOO LATE! SCORE 21
2020 professional attire SCORE 33
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does… SCORE 29
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25
