at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
feeling a bit called out rn SCORE 24
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
ah, the ol’ family road trip… SCORE 5
now that’s a good deal SCORE 5
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
we are all connected SCORE 16
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
thou shalt be my date SCORE -1
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
i spent hours making it comfy, why can’t i enjoy it? SCORE 18
hold up a sec… SCORE 11
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
a genius idea SCORE 24
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
finally, a heart i deserve SCORE 15
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
perfectly captured the sound I make when my alarm wakes me up SCORE 29
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
