At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
BROFIST SCORE -2
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I yawned! SCORE 10
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Truth. SCORE 183
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Word! SCORE 20
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169