You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
I am home. SCORE 3
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Should you get back together? SCORE 270
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
What people really hear. SCORE 83
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
The Interwebz SCORE 1
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Smart Car SCORE 3
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 6
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Surprise me. SCORE 98
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
Accuracy SCORE 130
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
Thank you Mom SCORE 154
You can see me? SCORE 149
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
perfectly timed photos SCORE 2
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
The internet. SCORE 152
