A friend came to visit from Australia. My fridge is ready. SCORE 185
World Domination: Step 1 SCORE 3
Furst I wash. Den I dries. SCORE 143
Kristen Stewart is the highest paid actress in Hollywood. SCORE 72
I park like an idiot bumper stickers. SCORE 129
Science SCORE 245
On bad days… SCORE 119
Scumbag Ironman. SCORE 109
Well that was fast. SCORE 206
The future. SCORE -10
Girls vs. Boys. SCORE 40
What my six pack looks like around the holidays. SCORE 126
Fred and George, even in real life. SCORE 339
There’s no time to explain! SCORE 34
Thoughts? SCORE 40
Whaleception. SCORE 274
Burn! SCORE 203
You make a compelling point. SCORE 167
How to make your dog 100% more annoying. SCORE 39
Cinderblock sugar cubes. SCORE 130
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT WAS CHOSEN BY THE ASKER SCORE 11
How gullible are we? SCORE 387
Society squished my soul. SCORE 147
Dogs vs. Cats. SCORE 272
Hide and Seek SCORE 9
An urban guide to headphones. SCORE 157
Now its definitely broken… SCORE 1
Never gamble with a Cheetah. SCORE 278
Grocery Turtle! SCORE 206
The circle of life. SCORE 191
There’s no better feeling… SCORE 146
The Ideals Of Caps-Lock SCORE 8