at least he listened SCORE 25
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
life insurance payout SCORE 42
pretty much SCORE 29
nap time! SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
hot take! SCORE 59
neow SCORE 31
smart shopping SCORE 39
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
as you should feel SCORE 41
food art SCORE 52
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
literally any fact SCORE 52
he might be right SCORE 30
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
