Parking tickets. SCORE 171
Childhood is not a disease. SCORE -17
When I hear Apple’s payment system will be secure. SCORE 114
Sgtrane mnid. SCORE -13
She ain’t wrong SCORE 189
Voldemort is like a teen girl. SCORE 222
Evolutionary success? SCORE 114
Am I in the planet earth?! SCORE 17
Fall. SCORE 122
I love Joey’s logic. SCORE 148
How Apple feels about your criticism. SCORE 155
Dikdik SCORE 14
Marijuana won’t kill you SCORE -3
Spiderman’s Kind of a Dick SCORE 19
In honor of another season starting… SCORE 104
Louis CK on the nude celebrity photo hack. SCORE 8
The happiest places in America. SCORE 8
And I’m the only one who thinks it’s funny… SCORE 152
Stereotypes. SCORE 112
Chipotle. SCORE 156
He knows no pain! SCORE 218
You are narrow, scalding and irrational. SCORE 224
Well, it’s bean a good run, guys… SCORE 116
They needs these at all parties! SCORE 131
Bullying SCORE 7
Looking for reasons to care (but I’m not finding any) SCORE 76
Looks like a comfy place to sleep SCORE 96
I… I think I broke him SCORE -14
Jennifer Lawrence. SCORE -1
Hungover Workouts: YOGA SCORE 0
I ain’t even mad. SCORE -23
Define normal SCORE 169
