I used to think gas was expensive… SCORE 181
Never have I been so wrong… SCORE 216
morning people… SCORE 15
Like A Good Neighbor SCORE 19
Sonder (noun) SCORE 26
Magic. SCORE 282
Every morning. SCORE 296
First They’re Sour, Then You’re Dead SCORE 7
My Love SCORE 174
that time the cat call worked SCORE -4
I declare a time war SCORE 316
Wrong Number SCORE 5
Maximum derp. SCORE 70
Whenever I go on a diet. SCORE 152
Proud moment reaching 100 SCORE -11
You’re welcome. SCORE 212
Just cried a bit SCORE 31
Left The Bathroom Pretty Sad… SCORE -1
Reptiles. SCORE 317
mi nombre es juan pérez SCORE 19
So that’s how it started… SCORE 256
Hey there stud muffin SCORE 25
College life SCORE 10
Good Guy Galifianakis SCORE 522
thanks for the lift mum SCORE 220
Like winning the lottery. SCORE 198
How Punny SCORE 10
Diary of a sad cat SCORE 7
being a time traveller can get confusing SCORE 32
Probably SCORE 4
As a Game of Thrones fan, yes. SCORE 201
Bees. SCORE 307
