the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
species and age, please SCORE 40
pupils dilate SCORE 45
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
battle snake SCORE 26
potato shaped SCORE 10
new australian spider SCORE 24
growing toe beans SCORE 33
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
distraction level expert SCORE 13
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
the tiger is out SCORE 33
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
dog bites everything SCORE 23
the dishes… again SCORE 27
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
earth sandwich SCORE 39
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
don’t send help SCORE 19
we are the math problem SCORE 35
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
