No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Nailed it SCORE 11
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Oh my SCORE 29
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
For me? SCORE 45
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Problem solved SCORE 34
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Happy little trees SCORE 50
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
Awkward SCORE 69
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
Needs more white SCORE 23
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Call 911 SCORE 17
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39