Life is too short. SCORE 98
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
That awkward moment when… SCORE 234
Reality. SCORE 34
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
I don’t care if… SCORE 756
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
Evolution. SCORE 197
Instant date. SCORE 222
Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 261
OCD level over 9000. SCORE 761
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 279
Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218
Are you bad-a enough? SCORE 1380
What they really mean. SCORE 916
Lady Problems. SCORE 1054
Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
I love cats. SCORE 157
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103
Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262
Put me down! SCORE 196
